Sunday, October 22, 2017

I Have a Note from My Doctor

     "Mr. Wolfington you are being charged for the destruction of property one three different counts. How do you plead, sir?"

     "I have asthma."

Just an Idea

  Home girl gets high and starts tripping. Starts blacking in and out. Looks down and sees that she’s miraculously pregnant. Calls her frie...