Monday, January 1, 2018

Happy New Year!!

Robby: Come on Elli we only have one more flight of stairs to get up.
Elli: I can't do it. I'm to weak.
Robby: Elli baby come on we have to make it. I know you can do it.
*Elli drops to the floor and begins to throw up*
Robby:Elli!
*Elli finishes throwing up and begins to cry*
Robby: Elli it's okay. I'll call someone to come and clean it up.
Elli: Just leave me here.
Robby: No Elli don't say that.
Elli: Please just leave me here to die.
Robby: No I refuse to leave you here to die.
*Robby picks up Elli and carries her up the last flight of stairs.*
Elli: Robby
Robby: Yes?
Elli: I have to thro..
*Elli begins to throw up on the both of them. Robby ends up slipping and falling. He never lets go of Elli to make sure she doesn't get hurt.*
Robby: Are you okay?
*Elli begins to cry*
Elli: Please just leave me here.
*One of the neighbors opens their door, and find the both of them on the floor.*
Neighbor: Oh boy looks like somebody had a little too much fun and the ball hasn't even dropped yet.
Robby: Yep, just trying to get her home is all.
Neighbor: 

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