This Women

     See I knew this women, and she use to have a terrible case of sleep walking. She would tell stories of how she almost burnt her house down trying to cook. Or she would tell us stories about how her neighbors would find her outside of her house just pacing up and down the driveway mumbling to herself.

     But my favorite story would have to be when she was caught outside in her birthday suite. One night she got so stressed out by life she drank herself to sleep. Whilst sleeping she stripped down naked and began walking around her house. She finally made her way to the front door and let herself out for the whole world to see. Fortunately one of her neighbors had been out late and when they were pulling up they saw her. It took them a grand total of two hours and some change to finally convenience her to go back in her house. (I don't know if you know this but some say it can be extremely dangerous waking up a sleep walker.) So he had to get her in her house without putting her into cardiac arrest. Luckily he was successful in doing so and she got safely back into her home.

     For most people these story wont make any sense but for those of you that have encountered a sleep walker or are a sleep walker you will treasure the gold in this story.